Zephyr and I watch Mahou Sensou 03

<@Ghost_Zephyr> god mahou sensou 03, do i dare watch this
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL first comment "this episode is bullshit"
<@Ghost_Zephyr> xumbra, it looks like we're gonna have a field day with this
<Xumbra> oh
<Xumbra> lemme go watch
<Xumbra> thanks for reminding me
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lmao np
<Xumbra> liveblog or not
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL
<Xumbra> or rather, live-comment or not
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lmao
<@Ghost_Zephyr> should record your rxns
<@Ghost_Zephyr> XD
<Xumbra> Have you seen it yet?
<Xumbra> I'm willing to
<@StiltsOutLoud> i dropped that one sight unseen
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i haven't yet
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i'm hungry as shit
<@StiltsOutLoud> or rather, i watched like 2 minutes of ep1, lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i prob. won't watch for an hour or two
<Xumbra> Ghost_Zephyr, we should record our reactions then
<Xumbra> oh
<Xumbra> aw
<@Ghost_Zephyr> waiting on dinner
<@Ghost_Zephyr> :3
<@Ghost_Zephyr> heavily enjoying drakengard 3's epic OST while i'm at it though
<Xumbra> why
<Xumbra> is isoshima wearing that
<Xumbra> oh of course i know the answer to that
<@Ghost_Zephyr> ?
<Xumbra> I'll keep comments to myself then
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lmao you're watching?
<Xumbra> yes
<@Ghost_Zephyr> ah fine gimme a moment
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 39 seconds to finish dl-ing
<Xumbra> I'm just streaming it
<@Ghost_Zephyr> alright dl-ed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oOH GOD WHAT AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO
<Xumbra> THE BEST PARTY OF YOUR LIFE, THAT'S WHAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> how far in are you?
<Xumbra> I got to the OP
<@Ghost_Zephyr> k
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i'll meet you at the end of the OP
<Xumbra> k
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and holy shit this seems like they're taking shit outta hagure yuusha
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the eroge show from way back when
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and dear god the chars are meh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and fucking of course the person who can transform is wearing that shit
<Xumbra> that's what i was talking about
<Xumbra> for the views/ratings/fanservice
<@Ghost_Zephyr> facepalm
<@Ghost_Zephyr> there was that blaant flying person in the first few seconds
<@Ghost_Zephyr> covering skirt too
<Xumbra> "battle practice" they call it
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and the chars are so terrible
<@Ghost_Zephyr> dear god
<Xumbra> i can smell the incompetence from here
<@Ghost_Zephyr> MC's doing the traumatic fail
<@Ghost_Zephyr> so badly
<@Ghost_Zephyr> ugh fuck this op
<@Ghost_Zephyr> okay ready
<Xumbra> rady
<Xumbra> ready
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 3
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 2
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 1
<@Ghost_Zephyr> go
<@Ghost_Zephyr> of course it's a locker scene
<Xumbra> bonding scene
<@Ghost_Zephyr> with frontal view
<Xumbra> friendship is great
<@Ghost_Zephyr> dear god
<@Ghost_Zephyr> who is this violet
<Xumbra> I wonder what types of names these magicians usually have
<@Ghost_Zephyr> of course she's standing there
<@Ghost_Zephyr> like that
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHAT ARE THOSE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> wat
<Xumbra> breast comparisons ahoy
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the transforming person
<@Ghost_Zephyr> is jealous?
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oi
<Xumbra> haha
<Xumbra> good point
<@Ghost_Zephyr> those questions
<@Ghost_Zephyr> terrible dialogue
<@Ghost_Zephyr> stop it
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh obligatory walk off
<Xumbra> YEAH WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH BREASTS
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh my god that pose
<@Ghost_Zephyr> please save that
<Xumbra> MR BREAST MAN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> for posterity
<Xumbra> can i call him that
<@Ghost_Zephyr> of how not to pose
<Xumbra> 97% accuracy rate
<@Ghost_Zephyr> fucking arbitrary number son
<Xumbra> they take their statistics seriously
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the hell they so awkward for
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and wtf
<Xumbra> they're awkward because of BREAST MAN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> blondy looks like gilgamesh
<Xumbra> what
<@Ghost_Zephyr> all of a sudden
<Xumbra> sudden change in atmosphere
<@Ghost_Zephyr> from fate
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and lmao TRAITOR GIRL
<Xumbra> just from two random people walking by
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and omg epic animation drop
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HIT-SENSEI
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LET'S FUCKING REVIEW BITCHES
<Xumbra> more exposition
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 50 COMMUNITIES YEAHHHH
<@Ghost_Zephyr> fuck yeah voting rights
<Xumbra> club oz
<@Ghost_Zephyr> that's a terrible logo
<Xumbra> hahah
<Xumbra> CLUB OZ what is this
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh god these names
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and dude the damn distribution
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 8 v 1 again
<Xumbra> better than 15v1
<@Ghost_Zephyr> STOP IT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol wut, traitor because of brother
<Xumbra> reasons to treat mui poorly yay
<@Ghost_Zephyr> how does that associate
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH THE OBLIGATORY
<Xumbra> oh boy
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SYMPATHY
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SCENE
<Xumbra> man, so much childhood trauma
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh that panout is terrible
<@Ghost_Zephyr> what's madhouse doing
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh my god selling photos
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he's gonna confiscate
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the contraband
<@Ghost_Zephyr> YES
<Xumbra> YES
<@Ghost_Zephyr> I CALLED IT
<Xumbra> GOD IDEA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FUCKING D
<Xumbra> GOOD
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HAHA OF COURSE SHE'S HERE
<Xumbra> DUN DUN DUN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHEN HE SAYS THAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HA HA HA FUCKING
<Xumbra> SO MANY PICTURES
<@Ghost_Zephyr> facepalm*
<Xumbra> SORRY MUI
<Xumbra> GG GO HOME
<@Ghost_Zephyr> mui cockblocked already
<Xumbra> i really hope isoshima wins though
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and i like how he finally showed emotion
<Xumbra> OH HEY
<@Ghost_Zephyr> for the first time
<@Ghost_Zephyr> re: the pictures
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and HEY SHE DIDN'T REACT TO THEM
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HEY
<Xumbra> no no stop it
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHERE'S MY OBLIGATORY PICTURE REACTION FROM ISOSHIMA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL SHE RAN AWAY
<@Ghost_Zephyr> that fortune teller looks famil
<Xumbra> dam cards
<@Ghost_Zephyr> THAT MUST BE VIOLET SENSEI
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh she's gonna turn her into ghost
<Xumbra> PLAYING CARDS
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OI WHAT THE FUCK
<@Ghost_Zephyr> I THOUGHT THEY WERE PLAYING CARDS
<Xumbra> THEY ARE WTF
<@Ghost_Zephyr> BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT THEY WOULD BE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LMFAO
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FUCKING FAIL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH LEMME INTERPRET THAT
<Xumbra> why don't you just
<@Ghost_Zephyr> pause
<@Ghost_Zephyr> pause
<Xumbra> make shit up
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yo yo yo
<Xumbra> sorry isoshima, you're not a main character
<@Ghost_Zephyr> so the king right
<@Ghost_Zephyr> is takeshi
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and like the 2 of hearts yo
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 2 people hearting takeshi
<@Ghost_Zephyr> but fucking 5 is in the way, and you know it's talking about mui
<@Ghost_Zephyr> cause fucking mui be in wizard brace
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and got 5 stars in that logo
<Xumbra> oh boy
<@Ghost_Zephyr> awww shit i'm so fucking good at this
<Xumbra> this episode is painful
<@Ghost_Zephyr> okay err i'm back at the things rarely work out
<@Ghost_Zephyr> line
<Xumbra> it's like
<@Ghost_Zephyr> right when she finishes saying it
<Xumbra> HAHAHAHA
<@StiltsOutLoud> your reactions and confirming my decision not to watch this show
<Xumbra> ANOTHER COCKPBLOCK
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL FUCKING THE CURTAIN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DUDE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> CLOSING STAGE LEFT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH SHE'S RUNNAH
<@Ghost_Zephyr> RUNNUNZ
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and oh of course it's mui
<@Ghost_Zephyr> fucking she had to confirm it
<@Ghost_Zephyr> way to make it not ovcicofgkov
<Xumbra> HAHAHAH
<@Ghost_Zephyr> fucking she knows
<Xumbra> THERE IT GOES
<@Ghost_Zephyr> she's apologizing
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH GOD
<@Ghost_Zephyr> THIS MAKES ME CRINGE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SO BAD
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH MY GOD
<Xumbra> i think i'm ahead of you
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yeah i paused at the cards
<@Ghost_Zephyr> to interpret them
<Xumbra> oh
<Xumbra> oh no, they're not just fighting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HE BLOCKED HER JUMP KISS
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHO DOES THAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHO WOULD FIRST REACTION STICK HANDS IN FRONT OF THEIR MOUTH
<@Ghost_Zephyr> when they're jumped
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oi
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH MY GOD WHEN A GUY SAYS "ABOUT THAT"
<Xumbra> i wonder if they'll start fighting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH LOL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FUCKING
<@Ghost_Zephyr> YO WORSE MC EVER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey it's gilgamesh
<Xumbra> man
<Xumbra> oh boy
<Xumbra> oh no
<Xumbra> OH
<Xumbra> you're changing your mind?
<Xumbra> more trauma'
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yo he carries the sword every fucking where
<@Ghost_Zephyr> prob. uses it as his bathroom pass son
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL half expected him to enter the female bathroom
<Xumbra> college students too
<Xumbra> wtf
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL WHAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SHE HAS TO ASK IF THERE'S SOMEONE SHE LIKES
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHAT'S THE POINT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DEAR GOD
<@Ghost_Zephyr> STOP
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY'S POSE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IS TERRIBLE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> AND THAT LINE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> GO DIE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> GO DIE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HOLY SHIT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WOW THIS GUY IS THE WORST
<@Ghost_Zephyr> EVEN WORSE THAN TAKAESHI
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh that trauma
<Xumbra> voice acting is weird
<@Ghost_Zephyr> terrible
<@Ghost_Zephyr> just terrible
<@Ghost_Zephyr> they're forcing the guys to voice it a certain way
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh my god sudden explanation
<@Ghost_Zephyr> about HER BEAUTY ATTRACTING MEN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> as if we didn't know
<Xumbra> it's intense beauty apparently
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and lmfao that pedophile chasing her what the fuck
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oi is she diamurd with the pimple for men
<@Ghost_Zephyr> facepalm
<Xumbra> oh
<Xumbra> the
<Xumbra> misundersatndings
<Xumbra> oh no
<Xumbra> this
<Xumbra> feels super forced
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol shit
<@Ghost_Zephyr> gotta eat dinner
<@Ghost_Zephyr> brb
<Xumbra> the doubt
<Xumbra> such depression
<Xumbra> many fear
<Xumbra> wow
<Xumbra> at least the ed sounds decent
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yeah ED'S only good thing
<@Ghost_Zephyr> that's why i said that last time
<@Ghost_Zephyr> rofl
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's nano though
<@Ghost_Zephyr> she sings good songs
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sang ars nova's OP
<@Ghost_Zephyr> AND LOL XUMBRA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> THIS IS HOW THE BROTHER ANGER STARTED?
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FAIL
<Xumbra> YEAH I KNOW
<@Ghost_Zephyr> GO HOME
<Xumbra> SO TRIVIAL
<Xumbra> WHAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> YOU'RE DRUNK
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh well he really was drunk
<@Ghost_Zephyr> was it him who got hit by the car?
<Xumbra> Him
<Xumbra> the brother
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> THE RAGE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SO YOU MEAN TO TAKE EVERYTHING AND RUN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HA HA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IF ONLY HE SAW HIM AND MUI
<@Ghost_Zephyr> AND WHAT HAPPENED
<@Ghost_Zephyr> THIS EP
<Xumbra> and the depression
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HE WOULD'VE HAD A STROKE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> this MC is hopeless
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL THOSE FUCKING PICTURES
<Xumbra> Redownloading since I last streamed it
<Xumbra> I want to enumerate the list of things that piss me off
<Xumbra> Or find outrageous/bad/inconsistent
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL THAT DOUBT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DID YOU DO IT BECAUSE SHE ASKED YOU TO
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FUCK YEAH BITCH AND WHAT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> you know
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the ED is very fitting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> cause the lyrics start off with
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and something something stereotypical
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<Xumbra> I never noticed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's as if it's saying
<Xumbra> I just start reeling in pain on the floor
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OHHHHHHH YEAH WHAT THE FAIL
<Xumbra> It's only like 5 seconds into the ED do I realize it's the ED
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's a great ED
<@Ghost_Zephyr> can't wait for the single
<@Ghost_Zephyr> but the show
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> ha hahaha
<Xumbra> it's trite
<@Ghost_Zephyr> wish we could spend a while podcasting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> about why it's so bad
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the show
<@Zanibas> Btw stilts
<@Ghost_Zephyr> man zanibas you missed it
<Xumbra> Zanibas, are you watching Mahou Sensou?
<@Zanibas> I am okay with nobunaga
<@Zanibas> No :(
<Xumbra> Let's see
<Xumbra> 1) boring characters
<Xumbra> 2) weird voice acting
<Xumbra> 3) transforming girl jealous of another girl's breast size
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's fucking terrible
<@Ghost_Zephyr> just
<@Ghost_Zephyr> say that
<@Zanibas> Mahou sensou?
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FUCKING TERRIBLE
<@Zanibas> Looool
<@Ghost_Zephyr> worse than fucking coppel
<@Ghost_Zephyr> okay it's close
<@Zanibas> This is such a sad season
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lemme debate that for a bit
<Xumbra> 4) abrupt, awkward changes in atmosphere
<@Ghost_Zephyr> winter's carried mostly by carry overs again
<Xumbra> 5) CLUB OZ
<@Ghost_Zephyr> people trying to hop the action/adventure bandwagon
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and failing fucking miserably
<@Zanibas> Comedy
<@Zanibas> Is actually succeeding better
<@Zanibas> This season
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yeah
<@Ghost_Zephyr> d-frag
<@Zanibas> Than most other genres
<@Ghost_Zephyr> especially
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> anyone watching witch craft works
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i watched 1 ep and was like eh
<Xumbra> 6) painful mui/isoshima feels
<@Ghost_Zephyr> painful
<@Ghost_Zephyr> kidney stone pain
<Xumbra> 7) PLAYING CARDS
<Xumbra> dude
<Xumbra> I thought they were gonna be like Tarot cards
<Xumbra> like that other anime
<Xumbra> that was also bad
<Xumbra> the bad madoka wannabe one
<Xumbra> forgot its name, it's that bad
<@Ghost_Zephyr> genei
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<Xumbra> there you go
<@Ghost_Zephyr> man those cards
<@Zanibas> I am watching
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i was staring at them initiallly
<Xumbra> genei wo taiyouuuuuuuuuu that sucked
<@Ghost_Zephyr> "are those the bumblebee playing cards?"
<@Zanibas> It had potential
<@Ghost_Zephyr> AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WAS
<@Zanibas> Has I mean
<@Zanibas> With the strong female lead
<@Zanibas> But it's progressing awkwardly
<@Zanibas> In terms of characters
<@Ghost_Zephyr> derp
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and dear god
<@Ghost_Zephyr> crunchy and funi suck this season
<@Ghost_Zephyr> so badly
<@Ghost_Zephyr> absolutely atrocious mistakes
<Xumbra> 8) really bad reasons for childhood trauma
<@Ghost_Zephyr> more like
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i got trauma from watching that
<Xumbra> 8a) OH SO ATTRACTIVE
<Xumbra> 8b) serious misunderstanding
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 8b) i'm her childhood friend too
<@Ghost_Zephyr> here have this
<@Ghost_Zephyr> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQ2CgVHs1k
<Peaches> Youtube: Drakengard 3 OST - The Upcoming Battle / Battlefield (0:04:00)
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it'll ease your mind
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<Xumbra> 9) as a result of 8, sudden explanations
<@Ghost_Zephyr> "here have some exposition"
<Xumbra> okay i'm done
<Xumbra> with listing things I thought why this episode was bad
<@Ghost_Zephyr> XD
<@Zanibas> You should write a review for the g plus group
<Xumbra> nothx