Zephyr and I watch Mahou Sensou 07

<Xumbra> hit me up when you're ready to start
<@Ghost_Zephyr> rogah
<@Ghost_Zephyr> alright
<@Ghost_Zephyr> meet ya at end of OP?
<Xumbra> k
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHERE AM I XUMBRA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WHEREE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DOKUDA
<Xumbra> YOU'RE IN HEAVEN
<Xumbra> just kidding
<Xumbra> okay what's going on
<Xumbra> please don't make this an in media res
<Xumbra> oh hey, tentacles
<Xumbra> wait, what
<Xumbra> >tentacle rape
<Xumbra> >brief kiss
<Xumbra> >captured
<Xumbra> oh of course it's a dream
<Xumbra> ohohoho
<@Ghost_Zephyr> figures
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<Xumbra> OHOHOHO
<Xumbra> at OP
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey there's a sneaky snake thing
<Xumbra> The sword is a person, who would've thunk
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IT'S SABER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IT'S FUCKING SABER
<Xumbra> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> I ASK YOU ARE YOU MY MASTER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh she's in the OP at beginning
<@Ghost_Zephyr> well that wasn't pulled outta nowhere then
<Xumbra> if sword chick falls in love with mc i'm gonna get mad
<Xumbra> okay, end of op
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lmao
<@Ghost_Zephyr> alright, there also
<@Ghost_Zephyr> start in 5
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 4
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 3
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 2
<@Ghost_Zephyr> 1
<@Ghost_Zephyr> go
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i like that ep title name
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sword's secret
<@Ghost_Zephyr> NO WAYYYYYYYYY
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey ice guy can do shit now
<Xumbra> he's always been able to do shit
<Xumbra> like ICY CASTLE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> those gals in the background wearing only pants
<@Ghost_Zephyr> suddenly straight to instructor role
<@Ghost_Zephyr> what a promotion
<Xumbra> oh dear
<Xumbra> no dude
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i was just gonna say
<Xumbra> valentine's day already passed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> well it's not really valentine's day
<@Ghost_Zephyr> but sure
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the brother needs to take a hint
<@Ghost_Zephyr> somehow i don't think this convo should be 
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and he has no clue
<@Ghost_Zephyr> wasn't listening
<Xumbra> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> good job
<Xumbra> hey
<@Ghost_Zephyr> same damn chocolate
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh
<Xumbra> identical
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i thought mui gave isoshima choco
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and she gave him her choco
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lmaoo
<Xumbra> is telmar code word for her house
<Xumbra> oh yeah
<Xumbra> by the way
<Xumbra> let me tell you about that nightmare i had
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lmao
<Xumbra> where you were raped by tentacles
<@Ghost_Zephyr> nope
<Xumbra> or not
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's a perv sword
<Xumbra> what
<@Ghost_Zephyr> pervy sword*
<Xumbra> is he dreaming again
<Xumbra> yeaaaah he better be
<@Ghost_Zephyr> that's an euphemism right?
<@Ghost_Zephyr> pudding and eating it up?
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL AMBUSHED BY PUDDING
<@Ghost_Zephyr> but man this is just bad
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey it's the full metal alchemist state alchemist uniform
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IT'S A WET
<Xumbra> yeah
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DREAM
<Xumbra> let me tell you about my dream
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DO YOU DREAM OFTEN
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HE SAYS
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HA
<Xumbra> involves pudding
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sometimes nightmares are caused by
<@Ghost_Zephyr> magic
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> reminds me of a quote i use a lot
<@Ghost_Zephyr> "it's magic"
<@Ghost_Zephyr> AND LOL SHE SLIPPED AND BROKE HER ANKLE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IT WAS THE PUDDING
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HA
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HA
<Xumbra> oh boy
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH THIS IS TERRIBLE
<Xumbra> his dreams
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SHE'S GONNA GET TENTACLED
<Xumbra> fortell the future
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh he died
<@Ghost_Zephyr> dammit 
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he didn't
<Xumbra> too early for mc to die
<@Ghost_Zephyr> uhhhh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i'm pretty sure he slept enough
<@Ghost_Zephyr> but i guess sword girl was sucking all his
<@Ghost_Zephyr> chakra
<@Ghost_Zephyr> " " 
<@Ghost_Zephyr> that's an abusive nurse
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sue
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL SWORD GIRL IS SO NOT SECRETIVE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and LOL SLAP SLAP SLAP
<Xumbra> bitchslaaaaaaaaap
<@Ghost_Zephyr> such abuse
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he does want to die apparently
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's being caused by twilight
<@Ghost_Zephyr> THE BOOK
<@Ghost_Zephyr> NIGHTMARES
<@Ghost_Zephyr> AND LOL MAGIC CALLED NIGHTMARES
<Xumbra> tentacle rape confirmed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh cue the tenticles
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's a training episode
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and lol, haha put twilight in the bathroom
<@Ghost_Zephyr> or something
<Xumbra> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and..
<Xumbra> uh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he does it again
<Xumbra> yo
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yo
<Xumbra> does not follow instructions well
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i don't think it's supposed to work this way
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey saber wassup
<@Ghost_Zephyr> that breastplate is the same
<@Ghost_Zephyr> blone hair too
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol headmaster said wtf
<@Ghost_Zephyr> gimme sword or fuck outta here so
<@Ghost_Zephyr> son
<@Ghost_Zephyr> pencil threat
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SHE PULLED THE PENCIL CARD
<Xumbra> deadliest of threats
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and yeah i knew he wanted it for that reason
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sigh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> then he's gonna change the future
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and it's gonna be like ha ha me so epic
<@Ghost_Zephyr> STOP COPYRIGHT INFRINGING
<Xumbra> BATTLE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HAHA BATTLE SABER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol use twilight freely
<@Ghost_Zephyr> this is convinient
<Xumbra> what is this, like battling your sword to get bankai
<@Ghost_Zephyr> suddenly there was a lotta seals on the sword
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and yes this really is bankai-isque
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and you know
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the sword is black
<Xumbra> you racist
<@Ghost_Zephyr> the bankai was black
<Xumbra> ohohoho
<@Ghost_Zephyr> there's so much copyright infringement going on
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i just shake my head now
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh suddenly it's parent/child
<Xumbra> PAUSE
<Xumbra> PAUSE
<Xumbra> PAUSE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> k
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i'm at -10:38
<Xumbra> sorry, dad came in and forced me to have a conversation with him
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh
<Xumbra> i'm at 13:34
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i thought you were vomitting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> at the terrible plot dev
<Xumbra> hahah
<Xumbra> not quite there yet
<@Ghost_Zephyr> same 
<@Ghost_Zephyr> resume in 10
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<@Ghost_Zephyr> gogogog
<Xumbra> PILLOW WAVE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> yo there's foam between reality
<Xumbra> PILLOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and dreams
<@Ghost_Zephyr> PILLOW WAVE HEMISPHERE
<Xumbra> WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS NAME
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey it's shinobu
<Xumbra> WAVES AND WAVES OF PILLOWS
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and lol man they're realy bad at the names
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it's like WHAT CAN I NAME THIS
<Xumbra> oh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH HE'S SLEEPING ON A PILLOW
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and oi, that's cheating
<Xumbra> dang i was hoping they'd battle tentacle monster
<@Ghost_Zephyr> you can't fight yourself with someone else by yourside
<Xumbra> uh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> what a perv
<Xumbra> impromptu beach episode
<@Ghost_Zephyr> impromptu BS
<Xumbra> >battle saber
<@Ghost_Zephyr> you know that looks like 
<Xumbra> >beach episode
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sorry, my bad
<Xumbra> this is bad
<@Ghost_Zephyr> instead of "mui"
<Xumbra> hahah
<Xumbra> SABER LOOKS SO BORED
<@Ghost_Zephyr> this is literally perversion given form
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and yo that's really a fate/stay design
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey he has a mom
<@Ghost_Zephyr> I HAD NO CHOICE
<@Ghost_Zephyr> BUT TO FUCK YOU OVER
<Xumbra> p much
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OH BLITZ
<Xumbra> oh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> weak strike
<Xumbra> dat cheap bodyshot
<@Ghost_Zephyr> WEAK
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh he has a sword too
<@Ghost_Zephyr> so i guess gekkou invaded his dream
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh hey it's a fallen angel's
<@Ghost_Zephyr> something
<Xumbra> please don't have a stupid spell name
<@Ghost_Zephyr> so they have OP swords just lying around?
<@Ghost_Zephyr> errr how did he just do that
<@Ghost_Zephyr> did he just fly around
<Xumbra> she sounds cute
<Xumbra> kinda
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i guess
<Xumbra> FIGHT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i hope she kills him
<@Ghost_Zephyr> but won't happen
<Xumbra> me too
<@Ghost_Zephyr> this is a bankai episode
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sigh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> hey wizard slayer
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh at least this explanation makes sense
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and this is really bad
<Xumbra> 2v1 is okay i guess
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he should not have help
<@Ghost_Zephyr> it ruins the 
<@Ghost_Zephyr> atmosphere
<Xumbra> okay, now 1c1
<@Ghost_Zephyr> especially when the help sucks 
<Xumbra> 1v1
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol why attack 
<@Ghost_Zephyr> why indeed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> -_-
<Xumbra> >briefly considers
<@Ghost_Zephyr> she seems to be holding back
<Xumbra> what
<@Ghost_Zephyr> you know that flashback
<@Ghost_Zephyr> makes me thin
<@Ghost_Zephyr> k
<Xumbra> relationship between parent and child
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he's gonna spank her
<Xumbra> that's
<@Ghost_Zephyr> or something
<Xumbra> bad parenting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> CALL MY NAME
<Xumbra> if the relationship is fighting each other
<@Ghost_Zephyr> CALL HER NAME
<@Ghost_Zephyr> DO IT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> IT'S SABER
<Xumbra> >revelation while fighting
<@Ghost_Zephyr> SAY YOU'RE HER MASTER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and lmfao, she's just like calmly
<@Ghost_Zephyr> well, time to take your head
<@Ghost_Zephyr> your head is mine now
<Xumbra> don't tell me it's love
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and see she was clearly holding back
<Xumbra> or some shit
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sigh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh now it's some super deep shit
<@Ghost_Zephyr> he NAMED HER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh noes
<Xumbra> what
<Xumbra> that's anticlimatic
<Xumbra> man
<Xumbra> that's all it takes
<@Ghost_Zephyr> man can't you just add the L
<Xumbra> just give her a name
<@Ghost_Zephyr> why eterna
<@Ghost_Zephyr> just eternal
<@Ghost_Zephyr> might as well
<Xumbra> can't you name her pikachu or something
<@Ghost_Zephyr> such lackadastical naming
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and
<@Ghost_Zephyr> mui's acting like he did a lot
<@Ghost_Zephyr> HE'S TURNING INTO A REBEL
<@Ghost_Zephyr> this mother is terriblu
<@Ghost_Zephyr> lol fucking time skip
<Xumbra> that's poorly placed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> suddenly 1 month
<Xumbra> it's like
<Xumbra> >dream battle
<Xumbra> >gekkou
<Xumbra> >chocolates
<Xumbra> so awkwardly placed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> >let me sleep soundly
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and see eterna --> eternall
<@Ghost_Zephyr> might as well
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sigh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> suddenly second years already
<Xumbra> yes ed
<@Ghost_Zephyr> suddenly i'll protect you
<@Ghost_Zephyr> LOL >THAT'S HOW I TRULY BECAME TWILIGHT'S OWNER
<@Ghost_Zephyr> >I WASN'T AT THE GOAL YET
<@Ghost_Zephyr> OI WHAT IS YOUR GOAL EXACTLY
<Xumbra> i thought you named it eterna
<@Ghost_Zephyr> and LOL
<Xumbra> why are you calling it twilight
<@Ghost_Zephyr> RIGHT
<@Ghost_Zephyr> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Xumbra> hahahaah
<Xumbra> worst dream battle
<@Ghost_Zephyr> sigh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> well another episode for the fail books
<Xumbra> best part was saber
<Xumbra> everything else sucked
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i give up
<@Ghost_Zephyr> this show sucks
<Xumbra> oh
<Xumbra> pillow wave
<@Ghost_Zephyr> we should live watch some other show
<Xumbra> that was the other good/bad part
<Xumbra> yo, i'm gonna watch attack on redjuice now
<@Ghost_Zephyr> oh
<@Ghost_Zephyr> have fun
<@Ghost_Zephyr> i made 11 full lengths for ya
<@Ghost_Zephyr> in post
<Xumbra> Alright
<Xumbra> sad, wet girls
<@Ghost_Zephyr> :D